News of the Weird 2.0

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Man accused of murder wants to show his penis to the jury. LMAO

https://www.local10.com/news/crime/margate-man-on-trial-for-girlfriends-choking-death-wants-to-show-penis-to-jury

Even bears are afraid of clowns.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/creepy-clown-doll-scares-away-bear_us_5916f066e4b0fe039b34ee8b?section=us_weird-news

Stuck train passengers order out for pizza.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/pizza-delivery-man-takes-pie-stalled-amtrak-train-47420322

Calico696 Calico696
May '17

I should totally try the creepy clown technique!! Damn bears in my garbage! I should hang one on my chicken coop too! My kids may never go in the back yard again and they may have nightmares and possibly require counseling but at least my chickens will be safe! :-)

Jesse134 Jesse134
May '17

I wonder if the judge will put a gag order on jury

The Man The Man
May '17

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sean-corbett-colander-drivers-license_us_59317a04e4b02478cb9ac959

No idea if this guy is actually worried about religious freedom. Just really, really love his driver's license photo.

Rebecka Rebecka
Jun '17

I can't tell if this is real or not...

http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

jrsemom jrsemom
Jun '17

So? She had crabs. Get a shot, or is it a lotion?

Roywhite Roywhite
Jun '17

Lol, you don't want crabs down there for sure!

maja2 maja2
Jun '17

OMG! LMAO! I love news of the weird!!!

Calico696 Calico696
Jun '17

A beetle hold a marker and writes... or is he drawing?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/spike-stag-beetle-art_us_59614da9e4b0d5b458eade4b

(And these are these "popular pets" in Japan?!)

Rebecka Rebecka
Jul '17

Quite possibly the greatest headline ever:

"Woman On Tinder Date Gets Stuck In Window Trying To Retrieve Her Own Poop"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/liam-smyth-toilet-date-tinder_us_59aefdeee4b0b5e53101a36b

ianimal ianimal
Sep '17

Huffington Post IS news of the weird.

DannyC DannyC
Sep '17

That's a good one. Very funny.

Strangerdanger Strangerdanger
Sep '17

Great picture of her too!!

happiest girl
Sep '17

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2017/09/cops_say_road-raged_man_spray_painted_male_genetal.html#incart_river_index

Nothing like resorting to acting like a 10 year old boy when road raging! LOL


OMG Greg! That's hysterical. LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
Sep '17

That's a hard on(e) to top :>) Was best good news story of the day until he tried to spray paint the driver ---- had to ruin a good time. Defacing is pretty bad but it's not violent (until you try to do it to a person)

My sister likes to put decorative magnetic covers over her mail box. She had a fall one up that suddenly disappeared, being replaced by a St. Pat's version. She was livid, creating conspiracy theories about her neighbors, road rage stories, theft and the like. I said, come on, must be a joke. If they replaced it, can't be simple vandalism or theft. She kept on..... Her daughter and friend fessed up later that night :>)

strangerdanger strangerdanger
Sep '17

An International mystery... how in the world did this happen?

http://www.apnewsarchive.com/2017/New-details-The-Associated-Press-has-learned-about-a-string-of-so-called-health-attacks-on-American-diplomats-in-Cuba-indicate-the-bizarre-incidents-were-narrowly-confined-within-specifi/id-697536f065e6470eaa5ccfc35061e7ce

Rebecka Rebecka
Sep '17

Came across that in the non-msm a while back Rebecka. Odd for sure, strange if the assumptions are true.

justintime justintime
Sep '17

Nostril hair extensions?

http://www.viralthread.com/nostril-hair-extensions-are-the-latest-beauty-trend-and-people-are-confused/?utm_source=bump&utm_medium=affiliate

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Pulling a Peewee Herman in the middle of the mall.

http://nj1015.com/naked-masturbating-man-punches-quaker-bridge-mall-guard-cops-say/

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Calico696

If you look at the more lewd NJ stories links below that, it seems as though there are a number of Harvey Weinstein wannabes. They're just lacking his money, fame and power.

Phil D. Phil D.
Oct '17

this 128 year old man claims he is Hitler.

https://www.google.com/amp/talkradio.co.uk/news/128-year-old-man-argentina-claims-hes-adolf-hitler-17070515905%3famp


http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/27/wisconsin-man-gets-locked-in-beer-cooler-starts-drinking.html

What do expect the poor guy to do! LOL


Greg - With an entire walk-in cooler at his disposal, one thing he could have done would be to have more taste than some Four Loko and a large Icehouse. ;-)


No kidding GC. Only 4 drinks in 6 hours? I wonder which alcohol content is allowed for Four Loko in WI.....

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '17

Perhaps the ramen is better than the name of the place. I did get a chuckle though.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-owners-asian-fusion-restaurant_us_5a0dab50e4b0b17e5e1479a9


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition

I’m just gonna leave this here

Skippy Skippy
Dec '17

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Roywhite Roywhite
Dec '17

Only ok in California

Skippy Skippy
Dec '17

... and the entire Mississippi River drainage basin.

ianimal ianimal
Dec '17

Re: News of the Weird 2.0

Not particularly news, but huh? Mystery flavor Oreos. It seems if you identify the mystery flavor you can enter to win a $50,000 prize. I read the ingredients for clues with no luck. One needs a chemical engineering background to decipher the stuff those yummy sumbitches are made of.

And boy do the jokes write themselves with this one! LOL


Greg, They revealed the mystery flavor. It's Fruty Pebbles cereal. Who would have thought? Wonder who guessed correctly and won the money...

Sunburst Sunburst
Dec '17

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/02/20/burger-king-restaurant-aired-raunchy-sex-scene-on-dining-room-tv-says-family.html

Burger King airs porn in one of its restaurants....

The jokes write themselves here folks. Whopper....Jr. Whopper, small fry, etc Too easy.


You don't want to know what's in the "special sauce".

Mark Mc. Mark Mc.
Feb '18

The best quote from the article:

“There was another couple in there, and the guy was watching it,” the woman claimed. “And his wife yelled at him, ‘You’re a nasty horndog’.”

LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '18

Calico, I liked that quote the best, too.

Courtney
Feb '18

A dude riding his ATV butt naked whilst the police follow him.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article202093489.html


CBGB - They don't call it the Show Me state for nothing. LOL

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '18

wacko isn't he - what a story

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Can't make that sh*t up. LOL

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

This is why I love NJ. We have the best news stories.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

the telling gets better: http://www.nj.com/education/2018/05/njs_mystery_pooping_scandal_we_have_so_many_unansw.html?ath=63b4371e200ffc50099a99f922de8548#cmpid=nsltr_herostrybutton_single

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Stop. Please stop. It hurts to laugh. The reporter must have been typing with tears rolling down his cheeks.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

One more NJ School Superintendent with a crappy track record...

ianimal ianimal
May '18

Good one ianimal!

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

I think the guy who can tell the difference between large dog poop and man poop can be superintendent :-o

Maja2 Maja2
May '18

many Depends moments in the forum

4catmom 4catmom
May '18

Pooperintendent! LMAO

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

Unbelievable! Sit-ups as punishment?

A 16-year-old Indian girl was raped — then burned to death by her attackers when her family sought justice, according to reports. Bhuiyan took her for a motorcycle ride along with his cousin, Sudhir Bhuiyan. She was allegedly raped in a wooded area and then brought back to the wedding about an hour later.

The council on Friday ordered Bhuiyan’s family to pay a fine of 50,000 rupees, or about $750, and apologize to the girl’s family. The accused men were also told to do 100 sit-ups each. The ruling led to a fistfight. In the meantime, an enraged Dhanu Bhuiyan allegedly went to the girl’s house, beat her up, poured gasoline on her and lit her on fire.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/05/16-year-old-girls-rapist-burns-her-to-death-after-she-sought-justice/

Mr. Resident Mr. Resident
May '18

Mr. Resident - I subscribe to Indian newspapers and follow Indian news heavily. Not sure why The Post picked up on this particular article, but it is totally typical Indian news.

Want to have both good belly laughs and a good cry at the same time? Just pick up any random Indian newspaper on any any given day. The whole entire paper could be filed under News of the Weird to us Americans. There be some crazy stuff happening on the Indian subcontinent.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Oh my.

It appears some of those in the Mountainside police department may have been having a bit too much "fun" at headquarters.

http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2018/05/mountainside_police_officers_file_lawsuit.html

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

The Mountainside police department is the highest paid in the Union County. Party Time

Old Gent Old Gent
May '18

Well from the looks of it, some of the officers will be kissing their nice salaries and pensions good-bye!

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Just foul, chick takes a dump and flings it at employee.

https://inappropriatemoms.com/tim-hortons-woman-video/

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

As per that website:

"According to Canadian Mounted Police–the woman was “briefly detained” after the police were called. She is set to appear in court to see whether or not she will face charges."

Wow, isn't that special. She should definitely be confined & sent for mental evaluation.

Phil D. Phil D.
May '18

"She should definitely be confined & sent for mental evaluation."

You can say that again. Insane.

Calico696 Calico696
May '18

Holy plot twists and weirdness. If you haven't read the international news today, google Babchenko. If this news story isn't turned into a blockbuster movie, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Rebecka Rebecka
May '18

Not exactly weird but in the are you blanking kidding me category.

In Denver children were forced to shut down their lemonade stand where the proceeds were to benefit a nonprofit child-advocacy ministry that supports children in poverty. It was great to see Heinz step up and will cover the costs of fines for any child in the same situation..Boy, I would love to meet the vendor who made the complaint about being undercut in price by the kids. What a crumb to say the least.

Kudos to Heinz!

https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/kraft-heinz-steps-in-to-end-kid-lemonade-crackdowns


That’s great

Skippy Skippy
Jun '18

SMH, talk about there being grinches in this world. Hooray for Heinz

Calico696 Calico696
Jun '18

Yikes! Woman kills rabid fox with bare hands!

Hubby plans to stay on good behavior. LOL

https://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2018/07/cornered_and_wounded_woman_grabs_kills_rabid_fox_t.html


Wow! Hell of a story. Good for her that she was able to keep a cool mind under pressure and did what she needed to do.

Calico696 Calico696
Jul '18

I agree. It is impressive for sure.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/airplane-noise-complaints-are-skyrocketing-i-start-pushing-that-button-at-6-33-a-m-1535121271


I feel bad for this woman but is she living in the Warner Bros world?

http://newjersey.news12.com/story/39046447/authorities-woman-mistakes-dynamite-for-candle-during-power-outage

jrsemom jrsemom
Sep '18

And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????

Calico696 Calico696
Sep '18

Right? Who does that?

jrsemom jrsemom
Sep '18

"And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????"

It doesn't take much effort to read the news article.

It was left in the basement by previous owners and mistaken by the woman to be a candle.

happiest girl
Sep '18

"And she just had random sticks of dynamite laying around????"

"Right? Who does that?"


Agreed. they at least have to be in the knick knack drawer.


Sober, I can tell a candle from dynamite. Graduate high school people!

maja2 maja2
Sep '18

Pot smoking lobsters!!??

They do have those built in roach clips though.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/09/18/maine-restaurant-to-get-lobsters-high-off-marijuana-smoke-before-killing-them-it-is-more-humane.html


Wow. a 3 week high for "Roscoe", then he got to be set free. Awesome for him apparently. Aside from her one-time experiment, she's only a Licensed Marijuana Therapist for humans. She doesn't mention having sourced any data from any studies (and you know with government grants someone has to have thought of and done this) to prove that crustaceans, most significantly lobsters, experience the same or greater effects of THC on their nervous systems, etc.

Without actual scientific data behind it, I think it seems more like a "feel good" measure to assuage her "guilt" at killing them. Now what about all those crabs??? Better start getting them high too.

Phil D. Phil D.
Sep '18

I’m not even going to bother looking it up but crabs n lobsters don’t have lungs or blood like mammals so how does the smoke get into thier body? Like a meat smoker? Thats alot of weed.

Roywhite Roywhite
Sep '18

Talk about a flying squirrel!

All passengers had to deplane because a woman brought her emotional support squirrel on a plane. Where does it end?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2018/10/10/woman-brought-her-emotional-support-squirrel-plane-frontier-wouldnt-let-it-fly/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.99a36cd33c52

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '18

Well gosh, golly & gee whiz Calico! That idea is pretty old. I mean Bullwinkle never travelled anywhere without Rockie ;-D

Phil D. Phil D.
Oct '18

The best one is the squirrels for shoes comment:

https://brobible.com/culture/article/barefoot-runner-roasted-internet-facebook-group/

Roywhite Roywhite
Oct '18

Pooper Super comes clean... blames Runner's Diarrhea.

https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/10/ex-superintendent_pleads_guilt.html

ianimal ianimal
Oct '18

Football players suspended for running naked with oreos in their butt cracks!

https://fox2now.com/2018/12/03/high-school-football-players-suspended-for-running-naked-with-oreos-wedged-in-buttocks/

Calico696 Calico696
Dec '18

Why is this in News of the Weird? Who hasn't done THAT?

ianimal ianimal
Dec '18

I can't even. Poor dogs....

https://rare.us/rare-animals/glitter-dog-testicles/

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

Unbelievable.

I must say though I just read that article to a few folks and I'm laughing my gumdrops off.

I never thought I'd say the words testicular bedazzlement. LMAO


Man releases rat in Newark McDonald's. I feel bad for the rat. LOL

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-releases-giant-rat-inside-mcdonalds-patrons-wild?cmpid=prn_nypost

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

Honey Badger Mama vs. Hungry Leopard

https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/videos/honey-badger-fights-leopard-daring-rescue-her-baby

(Nobody messes with a honey badger!)

Rebecka Rebecka
Feb '19

You have to love these 911 calls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ml9IRRdWE

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

Omg some of those calls ^^^ Dying.
Thanks for the laugh... needed it!

Rebecka Rebecka
Feb '19

Glad you enjoyed Rebecka. That's what I call YouTube gold! LOL

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

You might want to reconsider using an online delivery service. Yikes!

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-news-man-dipping-testicles-in-salsa-20190227-story.html

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

Or tip better lol

Skippy Skippy
Feb '19

You don’t want the tip....

Ballsy move to tape it.

It’s a testi-ment to our curtural demise.

Nuts to this story.

They were going to sack the guy, but he already had one....

StrangerDanger StrangerDanger
Feb '19

how flipping juvenile can you get?

4catmom 4catmom
Feb '19

Boys will be boys.....

Calico696 Calico696
Feb '19

Woman gets fined by HOA after car leaves penis shaped mark in the snow.

https://wwjnewsradio.radio.com/articles/woman-gets-100-fine-hoa-after-car-leaves-penis-shape-snow

Calico696 Calico696
Mar '19

omg - who even has time to study those parking spaces - would you have seen it? and a fine- perhaps if she had built it out of snowballs??

4catmom 4catmom
Mar '19

ha. penis jokes


Whoever turned the picture into the HOA needs to get la!d lol!

maja2 maja2
Mar '19

imagine the outrage if there were 2 and they were docking. hilarity would ensue


Woman pulls alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop.

https://www.jacksonville.com/zz/news/20190506/cops-to-woman-do-you-have-anything-else-she-pulls-gator-from-her-pants

Calico696 Calico696
May '19

ahhh, okkkkk, hmmm, i got nothin' , lol , alligator in the yoga pants, wonder what's missing in her life, and they say men are useless huh?

GreyHawk GreyHawk
May '19

Blue colored birds contain no blue feathers! Who knew?

https://insider.si.edu/2016/04/blue-bird-not-blue/

Guilty-Remnant Guilty-Remnant
May '19

is that an alligator in your pants or are you just snappy to see me?


Collecting reptiles at 3:30 in the morning is weird in itself....

Positive Positive
May '19

I'm guessing "marmot tartare" is NOT going to become the next big thing in gastronomy...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bubonic-plague-the-black-death-kills-couple-in-mongolia-eating-raw-marmot/

ianimal ianimal
May '19

Scary and interesting. Never heard of a marmot, looks similar to a groundhog.

Positive Positive
May '19

Yikes! How is this even possible? Car crash in Brick leaves car vertical....

https://patch.com/new-jersey/brick/brick-crash-leaves-police-rescuers-unusual-rescue-challenge

Calico696 Calico696
May '19

Loud fart gives away suspect's location. LMAO

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation-now/2019/07/10/loud-fart-gives-away-suspects-hiding-spot-police/1691476001/

Calico696 Calico696
Jul '19

"How is this even possible? "

The guy wire (not "guide wire" as the article states) got caught behind the front wheel and the car just followed it up the pole...

Not so unusual actually...

https://www.google.com/search?q=car+guy+wire&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjIseTbjb_jAhVS-aQKHZTCDlwQ_AUIEigC&biw=1920&bih=966

Mark Mc. Mark Mc.
Jul '19

Holy mackerel! Thanks Mark.

Calico696 Calico696
Jul '19

http://www.aei.org/publication/nea-embraces-the-woke-agenda-but-votes-down-student-learning/

I find it weird that our national teachers union, the NEA, at its yearly national convention, didn’t pass a vote to “re-dedicate itself to the pursuit of increased student learning in every public school in America” or think that the “NEA will make student learning the priority of the Association”. That seems like a no brainer for an association of “teachers” to me.

Instead, a variety of social priorities were passed they have nothing to do with education. Eye opening article, assuming it’s premise is true.

Anyone locally attend?

justintime justintime
Jul '19

Assuming it is true, I am not surprised, sadly.

kb2755 kb2755
Jul '19

Not weird news but a classic. 89 year old Buzz Aldrin blasts off on a moon landing denier's jaw! What a crackpot the guy is. Buzz is Bad-ass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_YM9cCtwz4&feature=share


Why didn't anyone smell anything? So bizarre.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/22/remains-of-supermarket-employee-missing-for-10-years-found-behind-cooler/

Calico696 Calico696
Jul '19

Sorry, but this is just too weird for me.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/22/health/always-period-gender-symbol-removed-transgender-nonbinary-trnd/index.html

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '19

OMG. "Shake my head in disbelief". SMHID?

Angela Angela
Oct '19

Yeah.......you don't know half of what's going on out there. Some jackhole professor is all proud he beat woman and broke their record in a cycling race and has been butthurt for 2 days that the second place female wouldn't even acknowledge him. Needless to say his testosterone anger is proving he really isn't a female no matter how much he wants to be.


I know they love their Cowboys in TX, but this is ridiculous.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/dallas-tv-station-issues-apology-for-delaying-tornado-warning-during-cowboys-game/606418?connatix=true

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '19

Drunk chick runs over someone more than once in a parking lot.

https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/warren-hunterdon/police-fire/dwi-driver-runs-over-victim-several-times-in-sussex-county-strip-club-parking-lot-police-say/778464

Calico696 Calico696
Oct '19

The Bare Den. lol


It's a shame that Wednesday Addams turned out so badly... I wonder how Puggsly made out.

ianimal ianimal
Oct '19

Stabbed to death over a Popeye's chicken sandwich. Animal! SMH

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/maryland-police-man-fatally-stabbed-080158202.html

Calico696 Calico696
Nov '19

Turns out drunk woman was let go after it was determined he was trying to slip a dollar tip in the wrong place at the wrong time. Every time I go by that lot is empty; makes me wonder how you could hit the one object in it.....

Meanwhile --- guess we need to vote for Popeyes as the KFC replacement. Darned fine chicken good enuf to die for. Get the point? You'll have a fatal attraction for it.... Too soon?

Sigh......think we are beyond "weird" with these stories.

stangerdanger stangerdanger
Nov '19

Meth, car jacking, goat....oh my!

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/state-and-regional/police-man-and-goat-carjacked-outside-adult-video-store-in/article_bd6c8698-f9fc-55ea-b928-90ba32baa2e3.html

Calico696 Calico696
Jan '20

Does that even qualify as "weird" in Missouri, Kansas or Oklahoma?

ianimal ianimal
Jan '20

Criminal masterminds of the century...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/two-men-accused-gluing-winning-numbers-lotto-ticket-n1112151

ianimal ianimal
Jan '20

Now I've heard it all. [[smacks hand to forehead]]

Calico696 Calico696
Jan '20

What would E.T. think?

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/steven-spielbergs-daughter-says-shes-becoming-an-adult-film-star-and-yahoo-readers-weigh-in-221000199.html

ianimal ianimal
Feb '20

She apparently said she WANTS to capitalize on her body since everyone told her not to and she felt ashamed of it and then this quote: "“I can't stay dependent on my parents or even the state for that matter — not that there's anything wrong with that — it just doesn't feel comfortable for me,” she said." I thought most women have been saying they're tired of being objectivized because of their body...

I guess one could give her points for thinking "out of th...", but therein would be the conundrum, for reasons I won't expand on, of course.

Well, to each their own, but I hope she's fully weighed the risks and rewards, unless she just means to shock her parents and the public by such a statement and get some kind of other offer to convince her not to go down that path. There are people who are well-balanced and intelligent in that industry, as well as people who were injured before, during and after they were in it, or of course ended up dead.

Phil D. Phil D.
Feb '20

E.T. phone home........for a mere $9.95 per minute, proof of age needed, all major credit cards accepted. Guaranteed to be out of this world.

Strangerdanger Strangerdanger
Feb '20

So... will her first movie be "E.T. - The Extra Testicle" or "Close Encounters of the Third Input"?

ianimal ianimal
Feb '20

There are some wacky people in California.

https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/03/04/woman-takes-diligent-care-of-plant-for-two-years-only-to-realize-its-fake

Calico696 Calico696
Mar '20

I like "ghost plants." Very easy to care for.

1. Light is not important, matter of fact they thrive in the dark.
2. Do not water, does not help and can make a mess.
3. Do not prune (unless you want a small ghost plant.)
4. Do not fertilize -- it's a waste, trust me.
5. Can be transplanted but never propagated. The "ghosting method" can be done on other living plants though. I have done it often.

Hope that helps :>)

strangerdanger strangerdanger
Mar '20

Pig eats pedometer, starts fire. Huh?

https://news.sky.com/story/bacon-saved-as-pig-triggers-blaze-after-eating-pedometer-11952710

Calico696 Calico696
Mar '20

This little piggy burned down his home.

Courtney1 Courtney1
Mar '20

A zonkey!!!!

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/in-kenya-zebra-mates-with-donkey-gives-birth-to-highly-unusual-zonkey-2209521?pfrom=home-lateststories

Calico696 Calico696
Apr '20

Tranquillity Farms has one.

Take a look and shop there. Great Ice Cream.


'Zonkey'. Zebkey (one I'm partial to) or donra would be more appropriate.


Anyone else been following this story? I can't get enough of it for some reason, lol... probably because I can't stand Paulsboro wrestling or Paul Morina.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/21/100-million-new-jersey-deli-linked-to-shell-company-e-waste.html

ianimal ianimal
Apr '21

News12 was at the deli this weekend for a humorous take in the story. Not so funny if your a stock owner in basically nothing.

Roywhite Roywhite
Apr '21

If this guy thought the price of beer at Yankee Stadium was outrageous, this one might have just cost him $120k per year...

https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2021/04/nj-vice-principal-tossed-beer-at-diners-as-wife-complained-of-transgender-woman-using-bathroom.html

Videos of the confrontation...

https://www.facebook.com/gf.in.a.coma/posts/10158396397959067

ianimal ianimal
Apr '21

Ian

It's funny how they claim to been having a "private" conversation, even though it could easily be heard several tables away. At least her side of the conversation, since she just couldn't stop publicly making an a$$ out of herself, rather than just speaking with the manager to express her "dissatisfaction" and/or "outrage".

On the other hand, I also felt that the people recording only helped to exacerbate things. They decided to record and make a running commentary, rather than complain to the management about their "dissatisfaction and outrage" at the lady, especially around the children, which seemed to be a good part of their point.

It's funny that once the guy threw the beer, issuing a challenge to fight, all consideration for the impressionable children went out the door, as plenty of cursing was heard from the people at the table where it was being recorded. People (including the police) often don't realize that nobody needs their permission to record them in a public venue. Apparently, the husband threw his fit, either at his wife's behest or because he was offended that her behavior was going to go public.

Now to the salient point. Supposedly, the restaurant had a restroom for Transgender people, which may have been the "Family" one, with a changing table, etc. Before going through surgery and as part of the required process during psychological evaluation, Transgender people are supposed to both dress and use the facilities of the gender they identify with and are hoping to receive surgery for. Normally, they are also already on hormonal therapy as well. I realize that not everybody agrees and I don't want to start controversy about it, but I DO want to share that they aren't in there for any kind of perverse gratification, though yes, there is the possibility that someone outside of the Transgender community may try to take advantage of that part of the process for their own desires.

To do that, is of course illegal. True transgender individuals do NOT want to garner any attention either and often try their best not to bring any attention to themselves when using the restroom and in many other situations. There is a lot of verbal and physical violence directed towards those in the transgender community. People may not agree with them, but could at least be tolerant and understanding, rather than hateful and/or violent. I hope I've stated the case well enough for the transgender community. While I'm not a part of it, I've talked with my cousin, who is, as well as some other members. They're people too.

There's also another possibility, that "she" was a biological female. In the early 80's we were visiting the bar/club at the Harmony Manor and a friend visited the restroom. When she came out, another girl started loudly proclaiming, "EWWW, a GUY was using the ladies room. That's disgusting" I responded that THEY were the disgusting party and that my friend was more of a woman than they could hope to be, unless they grew up. I had seen how much they'd hurt my friend, even though she tried not to show it.

The odd thing was that while she was somewhat androgynous and if she was 5'8"-6' and used makeup, she could have been a model. However, at 4'11 (and a half, as she noted), dressing like a tomboy and not using any makeup, she didn't feel she had to meet societies "expectations" for how she should dress, etc. She rarely ran across anyone that crass however.

The lesson here is that the "lady" on video shouldn't have assumed, but perhpas quietly relayed her concerns to management. It's just that easy!

Phil D. Phil D.
Apr '21

There is no evidence that a transgender person even existed in the situation, except in that woman's head.

But for a middle school vice principal to be that drunk in the middle of the afternoon to react like that... he's got no business being in a position of authority over impressionable children, when he's nothing but a child himself.

ianimal ianimal
Apr '21

But after "spending a couple minutes" with his missus... while I can't condone it, I can certainly understand it. I would need to be permanently medicated and stone deaf to be able to coexist with her, lol.

ianimal ianimal
Apr '21

Ian

Definitely right, in all respects!

Phil D. Phil D.
Apr '21

More proof of the overpaid useless school administration. This guy needs to be canned ASAP.


I could not agree more, iJay.


Camels DQed from beauty pageant due to Botox doping

https://nypost.com/2021/12/08/botox-pumped-camels-disqualified-from-beauty-contest-in-biggest-bust-yet/

ianimal ianimal
Dec '21

How would they choose the winner. Do they have a breed standard?

Courtney1 Courtney1
Dec '21

66 mil in prize money? damn.


Wow, I mean I keep hearing of these people who seem to have a foot fetish for camels, but a beauty contest...interesting, LOL! I wonder which organization runs it.

Are there separate categories for Dromedary or Bactrian? I mean one hump or two, the beauty standard has to be different from one to the other. Was there a Miss Congeniality? I mean not all of them were spitters I hope.

Phil D. Phil D.
Dec '21

Imagine going to work at a "family-friendly" restaurant/bar and being pistol-whipped by a co-worker...

https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/2022/12/easton-woman-hit-co-worker-with-a-gun-at-local-restaurant-troopers-say.html

https://www.facebook.com/ironmulePA/

ianimal ianimal
Dec '22

https://www.leesburg-news.com/2024/02/14/leesburg-woman-allegedly-swings-broomstick-at-bicyclists-riding-by-her-home/


the link pretty much says it


Bahaha

"The deputy then spoke to Krupnicka who had been talking to another deputy on the matter. She provided a video from her Ring camera which again showed her standing in the street with a broomstick. It also showed her using the stick to strike individuals as they rode past her, the report said. "


You can see the lack of brain in her eyes...

I'd love to see the video. I bet she thinks she is the happiest woman in her town.


Video-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQk7TfROGA


Yup vacant eyes- karen demeanor


and they live among us.............

catlady65 catlady65
Aug '24

And we used to call them "eccentric."

When I was 10, my neighbor was a regional rep for a candy company. His garage had tables of the stuff for display.

In the summer, he would open the door, sit nearby with a beer and a garden house and we were welcome to give it a try until we couldn't take being hit with the full stream no more. Guess today we would arrest him on so many charges......

I just liked the candy and the weather was hot: win, win.

babbit babbit
Aug '24

A few years later, another town, and we had "weird uncle pete," a single, older, gentleman that loved kids and we boys loved him.

In our town, he had a flat side lawn about 60 yards long and the width of a football field. We always played ball there, He had a fantastic old pool table in the basement and I honed my skills there. Once he took me and a friend to my first and only hockey game where I came in second place chasing a puck down the hallway. So close, so much fun.

Unless I have repressed memories, all good, but today ----- uh oh.

So sad we have become so afraid of so much and so reactionary to too much. Any time today, I want to do anything with any kid, I always have a second adult for my own protection, and added protection for the kids. Easiest solution to the fears.

Frankly, a lady with a broomstick just sounds funny to me. Perhaps a stern lecture, but arrest for aggravated assault? Come on folks, she may be crazy, she may be eccentric, but guaranteed she's your neighbor. Act like it.

babbitfr babbitfr
Aug '24

Stern lecture for hitting someone riding by on a public street on a bicycle?

You have to be kidding me...

Wacking an oncoming object with a broom stick could easily crack a nose, bust a tooth... she absolutely needs to be jailed & fined.

You can join her in a detention cell... you both need to reflect on your stupidity.


This woman said her beau attacked her with a sandwich.
and if that isn't weird enough the police report stated
"......no signs of injuries other than some mustard on her jacket"

https://www.leesburg-news.com/2022/11/24/woman-arrested-after-brawl-with-jealous-beau-who-hit-her-with-breakfast-sandwich/


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